Monday, June 23, 2008

I've just been stabbed in the kidney!

...And so have you! After a successful grassroots campaign shut down Bush's plan to give all of the ports in the USA to the Dubai Ports World corporation in United Arab Emirates, thus giving them the "keys to our kingdom", so to speak, we've been told in no uncertain terms that our opinion doesn't mean a thing by the Whorehouse. Bush is "The Decider". He's The Man. He gave us to the Arabs, lock, stock and barrel! Mr. Bush, if you read this (you CAN READ, can't you?), thank you for liberating "we, the sheeple", from the hellish existence that is freedom and liberty. Really, I mean it. We were getting tired of having to elect corrupt dipshits with lots of Daddy's money, Saudi money, and corporate money fleeced from the American consumers anyway...Yeah, we actually prefer to be kept in slavery and ignorance by your corporate masters. Your greed knows no limits, your integrity is tantamount to finding a single mustard seed placed carefully on the fruited plains of what used to be our country. Now that you have clarified things, let me point something out to you, you miserable cretin:

Some of us who live here would like to know how handing our ports to Arabs is keeping the American people safe? Why don't we take the Executive branch and outsource it to Pakistan, or Afghanistan, or Saudi Arabia, or (gasp) Iran? Sure would save us all the time and money of voting. Oh, that's right, our vote, our mandate to you doesn't matter anyway, nor does our sovreignty! You've proved that beyond a shadow of a doubt! We're just one big happy slave world to you. You didn't even have a clue when prices at the pump were approaching $4.00 a gallon- let me quote you here, you imbecile- "Wait, what did you just say? Gas is $4 a gallon? I hadn't heard that..." Is it because you CAN'T READ? You, sir, are a fourth-rate despot, a dime-store cowboy, a cheap empty-suit puppet. Please, for the sake of everything good and noble that this country you and your cronies have ruined, step down NOW and go live in a cave in Pakistan with your made-up boogieman, Osama bin-Hidin! You two can count your money there. Because, in the end, that's all that matters to you anyway- that you and your corporate masters make obscene profits at the expense of your country. Not your "spreading democracy" to people who neither want it nor deserve it, not keeping safe the people of the United States of America, not having a good, honest legacy to pass on to your successor, none of that matters to you. We are tired of your charade. You are "EPIC FAIL" personified. After the people have told you in detail that we do NOT want to hand the country over to terrorists, who you are doing battle with in our name, you go and do it anyway. Hope you can sleep at night on your money-stuffed pillows and mattresses, it's kind of hard sleeping on sidewalks. You have single handedly sold us out. Good job, dumbass. See below for the story I refer to, if you haven't figured it out.

http://www.worldtribune.com/worldtribune/WTARC/2008/me_gulf0246_06_16.asp

Gulf firm is first international port operator to be certified for security by U.S.

ABU DHABI — A leading Gulf firm in the United Arab Emirates whose plans to operate six U.S. ports was last year rebuffed by Congress, has been certified as a partner in a U.S. port security program.


The state-owned Dubai Ports World has been certified as a partner in the Customs-Trade Partnership against Terrorism. DP World underwent a successful audit that determined the company met international ISO 28000 security standards required by C-TPAT.

In 2007, DP abandoned plans to purchase a British company that operated six major ports in the United States, Middle East Newsline reported. Congress was opposed to a state-owned UAE company having direct access to U.S. ports.

Executives said DP World has become the only international port operator certified by the U.S. Customs and Border Patrol. They said the certification would ensure improved standards throughout the company's 44 terminals.

"We are proud to be part of the C-TPAT initiative and to have achieved certification for all our terminals," DP World chief executive officer Mohammed Sharaf said.

"It is recognition once again of our commitment to maintaining and managing high levels of security standards, procedures and processes at our terminals, which in turn contributes to international efforts to secure the global supply chain. We regard security as a baseline service for our customers."

End Story

Now, I'm not saying that these fine Muslim chaps would be so careless as to let, say, a suitcase nuke or twelve into our country in a container, but hey, it could happen, so why take the chance?

The fact that you went behind our back and did it to us under dark of night, without any further debate, shows the contempt you have for your subjects. And soon, when they finish the other side of Mount Rushmore, you will be preserved for all of history to see, carved in granite with Millard Fillmore, Andrew Johnson, and Howard Taft. As fitting a memorial as I could ever see for you. Your unilateral sellout will come back and bite you, I can guarantee it. That's one of the reasons I am writing my Congressman urging your immediate impeachment. Have a nice day, you backstabber.

As always, I am-
Amir Fazadh

1 comment:

Anonymous said...

Dude......you need to chill. It'll be alright.