Tuesday, March 31, 2009

Is GM just the start of the wave?

Well, comrades, God fired a good man yesterday. But what in Obama's name gives Him the right to fire the CEO of a private organization? And by saying something about it, why am I considered racist? I hear the bank CEOs are next, President God will be firing some of them next.

In my opinion, He fired the wrong CEO. He should have gone after Bob Nardelli. Nardelli has a stellar reputation for ruining companies- look what he did to Home Despot. Their board finally wised up and ran him out on a rail, but not before he cleaned them out with his "golden parachute". This is unconscionable to me, that these multi-million dollar bonuses and "severance packages" are allowed to continue...but I digress, comrade.

I think, no, I KNOW the reason that Nardelli was safe and Wagoner was voted off "American Car CEO" is that President God wants Nardelli to complete the deal with FIAT- as in "Fix It Again, Tony!" aka "Freaking Italians Attempting Technology"...after all Italy is a Socialist nation, and what better way to get Americans to accept Marxist ideology than with a close partnership with a Socialist company? While we're at it, does this mean that Ferrari will change their "prancing stallion" logo to Chrysler's satanic pentagram? Ferrari is owned by FIAT, after all. Perhaps FIAT will start printing our currency- after all, they are named for it...

Seriously, though, we need to keep President God out of private business- it's not His place to bother Himself with our earthly concerns. it's clear to me that He wants General Motors to fail, He will then swoop down and "save" the company, renaming it "Government Motors"- He doesn't even have to change the initials! As with everything that private firms do, government can do it better- after all, look at the great job they do with welfare, Socialist Security, Department of Veteran's Affairs, etc...I can just see the ads rolling now- "New for 2012- the Government Motors 'Volt'- change that'll SHOCK YOU!"

And to quote Thomas Jefferson, third President of the Unites States, "My reading of history convinces me that most bad government results from too much government." and "Dissent is the highest form of patriotism". Too bad Thomas didn't actually pen the second one, though it is often attributed to him. So my disagreeing with President God is actually healthy, and it's patriotic, too! It's not racist for me to speak out against the travesties that mark His administration and policy- after all, he IS WHITE (well, half of him is, anyway). His mother was white, and He was raised by his white Grandma after his mom left him. But the Mid-stream Media doesn't want anyone to know THAT little tidbit. So to everyone who has called me a racist for speaking up against President God- get over it! BTW, is that a big green booger I see on the edge of your nastril?

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